2009 was a very poor year for movies. Far worse than 2008 or even 2010. Here we take a look at the ten worst films from that year.
#9. TERMINATOR SALVATION - A CGI Arnold. Can't believe how much this sucked. Never holds you in it. Now that Arnie is no longer the governator, maybe he can come back for Terminator 5.
#7. AVATAR - I can write ESSAYS upon ESSAYS on why I hate this film. Tough to consider there are six worse that I've seen.
#6. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? - Includes every cliche they could possibly think of. The bear scene comes to mind.
#5. 2012 - Hard to believe this isn't the worst film of the year. Essentially a montage of computer effects and John Cusack running from them.
#4. HALLOWEEN 2 - One of the worst remakes. Myers mom's ghost appears.
#3. DANCE FLICK - Only watched this in order to include it on this list. A much worse effort than EPIC MOVIE or DISASTER MOVIE.
#2. HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT - Fucking horrible. ALMOST as bad as the Haunting or House on Haunted Hill remakes.
#1. MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS - Please see title. A serious player for worst movie of all time.
Mega Shark doesn't count 'cause it's straight to video!!
ReplyDeleteGoing back over the year 2009, here are my picks for worst (in alphabetical order): The Box, Bride Wars, Chandni Chowk to China, The Haunting in Connecticut, He's Just Not That Into You, High Life, The Human Centipede (First Sequence), The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, 2012, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Mega Shark does count because it is a feature-length movie. Rise of the Lycans does look horrid.
ReplyDeleteYou need to figure out what counts and what doesn't!!
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